Saturday 24 October 2009

Stop Press - Urgent Dispatches

Stop Press Urgent Posting:

You may remember I stopped at a place called "Berry Springs" just south of Darwin and swam in the warm waters of the Springs! 

Well today's newspaper announced that a 4.9 Metre Crocodile had been caught swimming in the same waters, they say he was seeking a Mate!! or a nice Meal!! sorry pal, I am just 2500 klicks away from you and I would not taste very meaty, as I am now jusdt skin and bones.

Regards

Nigel J Gauder

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